AI rap video · two people · birthday roast

Birthday Roast Rap Video From Two Photos

Upload a photo of you and one of the birthday person and get a 12-second roast battle over the cake. They fire back, then blow out the candles.

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2 photos in

I wish for a friend who can actually spit!

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Adults 18+
Original beat

2 photos in

I wish for a friend who can actually spit!

12s · 720p · vertical · with sound · from $9.99

Roaster selfieJPG, PNG or WebP · up to 10 MBBirthday person selfieJPG, PNG or WebP · up to 10 MB

Adults only (18+). Use a clear selfie of yourself or another adult who has agreed. Do not upload children, celebrities, politicians, other public figures, or copyrighted characters.

How many videos?

Video 1 uses these photos and starts right after payment. Make the other 2 later from your private link with any scene and new photos, within 90 days.

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Sample videos only — you pay per finished clip. If a render fails on our side, we retry once. If it still fails, contact us for a refund.

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How it works

Pick a scene, add a photo
Duo battle, birthday or pets. Two selfies for a duo, one for solo.
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Our scene lyrics over an original beat, lips in sync, 12 seconds, vertical 720p. Usually ready in minutes.

What is it?

A short vertical clip of a living-room birthday party: balloons, a cake with lit candles, the birthday person in a paper hat. You roast them in two lines, they roast you back, then they blow out the candles. Friendly jokes only. For a solo birthday shout-out from one selfie, see the birthday rap video.

The lyrics

Set lyrics written by LipRap for this scene, the same in every order: A: Happy birthday, you’re another year old / B: Still way younger than the jokes you’ve told / A: Blow out the candles, make a wish real quick / B: I wish for a friend who can actually spit!

What you get

One 12-second 720p vertical MP4 with the rap vocal and an original beat, no watermark, emailed as a private link. $9.99 per video or $19.99 for three. Videos are kept for 3 days. AI can differ from your photos in likeness, voice and lip timing.

Pay per finished clip

One-off payment. No subscription, no account.

Questions and answers

How do I make a birthday roast rap video?

Upload your photo and the birthday person’s photo above, enter your email and pay once. Both people must be adults who agreed to it.

Is the roast mean?

No. It is a friendly roast with fixed, checked lines. Nobody is insulted for their looks, and there are no swear words.

What if I want a sweet birthday rap instead?

Use the solo birthday rap video: one selfie, a birthday shout-out, no roasting.

How much does it cost?

$9.99 per video, $19.99 for 3 or $29.99 for 5. One-off payment, no subscription.